Florida Man Threatens Town's Destruction With Command of Army of Turtles

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Florida Man Threatens to Destroy Town With His "Army of Turtles"

Delana Love's turtles, so this story piqued her curiosity. TURTLES WIN! Thomas Lane was causing all sorts of trouble yelling obscenities at passers by and business goers before being arrested not once, but TWICE and threatening to destroy everyone with his turtle army. Ah yes, turtles.... The slow and silent killer! WTFlorida!?


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