I promised I'd tell you about my Bumble Date from last week but I've been so busy since my sweet 6'4" baby boy is home for a week! He's living in Eugene, Oregon now. I'm sad about it but I totally get it. I pretty much moved out of my house the second I went to college, too.
Anyway, my Bumble Date was just kind of eh. Meh. He was a nice guy but he didn't look like his profile picture. He also came across as sort of a pessimist. I am the ultimate optimist, or at least I think I am?!? He was intelligent and all that but, as that one guy said to me..."I didn't feel a spark." haha. He sent me a text a few days after our date. It was a picture of little ghosts. He thought I ghosted him. Oh no! I didn't mean to. Oh shoot. I just realized that he knows my last name. What if he Googles me and sees this Diary post. In that case, "You were amazing and you're super handsome and I'm in love." haha.
Actually, I think when you Google me some mean things come up. I'm not sure. I'm too scared to look.
I think I'm done with Bumble for now. The only thing I use it for now is to play the Bumble Game with Evan. We look through the profiles and pictures of the guys and if we see one that has potential (and no young kids...that's Evan's rule) we swipe right. If nothing happens it means the guy swiped left on my picture...which isn't good. We think it's the funniest thing ever when that happens.
I must be a gluten for punishment because I continue to see the 43-year-old whose mom thinks I'm too old for him. Anyway, it's been fun and I really like him and I still want him in my life. I've just established some guidelines with him. I don't want to meet his family or his friends and I won't force him to meet mine. We will just "hang out." He's super into space and the universe so I am surprising him with a trip to somewhere dark this Saturday night so we can see the Perseid Meteor Shower that's supposed to happen this weekend. I'll let you know how that goes.
Now onto the best thing ever...Charlie Cain is in town til next Friday! I am in heaven with him in the house. When my kids are underfoot all is right with the world.
OMG the worst thing ever happened to Charlie. He walked behind me while I was lying on the couch. Apparently, my dress was up around my waist and I didn't realize it. He yelled to loud "MOM!!! Your entire ASS is out." He was so mad! That poor kid will be scarred for life!
Evan and I laughed so hard, tho!
Speaking of Evan, she says she really likes my "fit" today. She wanted to document it.
Ok, that's about enough out of me. I will check in with you next week.
Until then, Diary...