Jungle Cruise Boat Sinks at Disney Leaving Lots of Tourist with Wet Socks

Can you imagine, it might be kinda fun, Ive always wanted to explore behind the scenes at Disney. Thank goodness the water is pretty shallow, but we knew that ...right?

Here are some of my favorite Jungle Cruise Jokes:

I get paid for the number of people I take out... not the number I bring back!

Everyone, turn around and wave goodbye to the folks back on the dock... they may never see you again.

You know, they say you can always judge the quality of a ride by its line, how long did you folks wait? My point exactly.

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