In Florida, A Typical B&E Involves A Little Crossdressing. WTFlorida!?

Juan Lozano gets the credit for this one!

They say clothes make the man, but how about the crook? Christopher Patterson broke into a 77 year old woman's house while she was gone. Patterson took a shower, dressed himself in the woman's clothes, and her late husband's watch. After requesting a cold drink and driving off in her car, he was located in an Ikea parking lot and arrested.