Hot Mess Express

SLICE SLICE BABY

We kick things off with a special guest on set for a hot minute…and then it’s PARTY TIME! 🎉 Laura Cain After Dark is turning SEVEN! Come celebrate with us Monday night, August 31st at Mr Charlie’s in Hillcrest. It’s FREE, we’ve got tons of giveaways, and we want YOU there. DM us or drop a comment if you’re coming so we can properly prepare for the chaos. 😂 Then…things get bloody. 🩸 Erik tells us what the hell happened to his hand and how he ended up in the ER. We’re talking slicing, stitches and a story you have to hear to believe. Somehow we squeeze in a little Double D Showbiz News, and then Laura decides to give out something VERY personal that she may live to regret. 😳 Hopefully not. Come for the blood. Stay for the Double D. We love you. We love your podcast! ❤️

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Funniest Fart Story EVER

This episode has everything we probably shouldn’t be admitting out loud. 😂 Producer Claire casually drops a BALL GAG STORY. Then Erik tells an epically hysterical fart story from his life that is so painfully embarrassing, you may need to pull over. And Laura? She confesses to pilfering hotel products like she’s pulling off the world’s biggest heist. S Basically, dignity took the week off. AND WE’RE TURNING 7! 🎉 Come celebrate Laura Cain After Dark on Monday, August 31st at Mr Charlie’s in Hillcrest! We’ll be doing the podcast LIVE, and YOU are invited to come hang with us, laugh with us and maybe even become part of the show. We’ll have TONS of giveaways—Mr Charlie’s food and merch, LCAD merch and a whole bunch of other goodies! Two things: Follow @mrcharliessd and @lauracainafterdark on Instagram, then DM us if you’re coming! And don’t forget Begin Again at The Old Globe, opening September 6th! Use code LCAD when you call 619-234-5623 or get your tickets online at theoldglobe.org. Seven years of oversharing, inappropriate stories and laughing until it hurts…and apparently, we’re just getting started. LOVE YOUR PODCAST! ❤️




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ANOTHER Expensive Lesson

Apparently, Laura hasn’t learned enough life lessons yet…because she found herself in ANOTHER sticky, fight-or-flight situation—this time in Oregon. How does this keep happening to her?! Then comes the heartbreak. 💔 Ohhhh, the heartbreak. Erik accidentally lets it slip that three of the four besties on his official list are planning something super fun…without Bestie #2, Laura..Are we detecting a little Mean Girls energy?! Laura takes the whole thing WAY too seriously—which, of course, makes Erik absolutely hysterical. And you know that instant wave of PANIC when a tow truck suddenly pulls up suspiciously close to your car? Erik does. His weekend included a full-blown “PLEASE GOD, NOT MY CAR” moment. Plus, the Double D Showbiz News is loaded with Brad Pitt, Perez Hilton, Britney Spears and more—and yes, we care about ALL of it. And wait until you hear what we’ve been binge-watching since we saw you last. There is some seriously good stuff on screen right now!

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This episode has tingles, suspense, smh moments, and laughs…oh, and yet another Laura Cain laughable life letdown.

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The Hat Man

Ever heard of The Hat Man? This episode gets seriously creepy as Laura shares the chilling story of her son Charlie seeing the mysterious shadow figure multiple times as a little boy. Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, this one might leave you sleeping with the lights on. Then it’s back to reality…or is it? Erik absolutely loses it after some bonehead steals his parking spot, and the rant is everything you’d hope for. Plus, Double D Showbiz is overflowing with juicy Real Housewives and The Valley gossip, and Laura admits to paying for a movie…that turned out to be FREE somewhere else. Ouch. Don’t forget to grab your tickets to Begin Again at The Old Globe—and use promo code LCAD to have your handling fees waived! Here’s the link!

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Flat Out Funny

Before you hit play… go ahead and get comfortable, because we literally recorded this one lying down.  We were so relaxed, we were practically horizontal from start to finish! Claire returns with another hilarious Claire’s Corner, teaching us the latest slang the kids are throwing around these days, and we revive the fan-favorite game “What’s Your Price?”—where the answers get more outrageous with every round. So kick back, chill out, laugh with us, and spend a little time with our wonderfully weird podcast family.

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The Night Laura Lost It.

Things got messy fast when one innocent little body product turned into a full-on near panic moment that almost had 911 on speed dial. And just when you think it can’t get wilder, wait till you hear what Laura did on her own front lawn. You won’t believe it. After Erik gives us the celebrity-filled details about the Hilary Duff concert where he was a VIP, he launches into a huge, big, giant, juicy Double D Showbiz News report. Btw, keep Monday night August 31st on your calendar. We’re planning a full-on podcast party to celebrate 7 years of doing this show together. You are the biggest part of this so we want you to come hang out and be part of the fun. Details coming soon.

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Our Unbelievable Disneyland Story

Erik’s Bestie #1, Marla, is back in the third chair…and the laughs start immediately. After Erik recaps his weekend studio tours, Laura shares what might be the most epic Disneyland experience of her life—and trust us, you won’t see the ending coming. Then Producer Claire teaches us what it means to be “catching print”…and suddenly Erik has a brand-new thing to worry about. Finally, it’s time for the wedding everyone can’t stop talking about: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Rumors, opinions, hot takes, and plenty of laughs. Come hang out with us…and as always, love your podcast!

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Three Peas in a Pod(Cast)

What happens when your best friend invites his other best friend onto the podcast? Pure, glorious chaos. This week, Erik’s longtime BFF, Marla, officially joins us as our third host, and trust us…you’re going to love her. She’s quick, hilarious, effortlessly witty, and immediately fits right into the madness. We kick things off with Laura’s unexpected C-SPAN appearance covering Coronado’s Fourth of July parade, hit a few hot topics, and then…it’s game on. Laura and Marla each wrote heartfelt poems about what Erik’s friendship means to them. Sweet? At first. Competitive? Absolutely. As the battle for the unofficial Bestie #1 title heats up, Erik starts sweating so much Marla literally has to scoot away from him. Then Laura’s poem takes a wildly unexpected turn, an apology becomes necessary, and Erik finds himself desperately trying to survive the most awkward—and funniest—friendship showdown of his life. Who wins? Who cringes? And will Erik ever recover? Press play and prepare to laugh.

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Fourth of July Fun

Think you know your America? 🇺🇸 Before you fire up the grill or light the fireworks, Laura puts Erik and Producer Claire to the test with a hilarious Fourth of July trivia showdown! From surprising history to questions that really should’ve been easy, you’ll be yelling answers at your speakers…and probably laughing at a few spectacular misses along the way. How many can you get right? Play along and see if you’re more patriotic than this crew! As always, expect plenty of sarcasm, ridiculous side conversations, unexpected laughs, and the kind of real-life chaos you’ve come to love. From all of us at Laura Cain After Dark, have a safe, happy, and unforgettable Fourth of July with the people you love. Thanks for spending part of your holiday with us.

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